Boobie tuesdays #21

Two of my favorite things made into one... Boobie cake...

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #17

If it is coming then I certainly won't have to worry about filing my taxes this year...

http://2012apocalypse.net/

Paycheck from heck #13

Who would've thought that you can't trust airspeed footwear and wal-mart??

Facebook Fridays #14

I honestly feel bad for people that can't detect sarcasm...

Paycheck from heck #12

THESE SKATE SHOES CAN TAKE A BEATING INSIDE AND OUTSIDE OF THE RING...

Words of wisdom of wednesdays #3

Barbeque sauce tastes better on everything.

Boobie tuesdays #20!

In celebration of our 20th post we give you "20 things in nature that look exactly like boobs"... enjoy...

http://www.zimbio.com/member/galleryworld/articles/8s9LvIiZG-F/20+Things+Nature+Look+Exactly+Like+Boobs

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #16

A snapshot into the future of skateboarding... You thought dodging through pedestrians in the past was tough?... try avoiding peoples homes/tents/people protesting our government.

Facebook Fridays #13

I've done so many drugs now that painting my face is normal along with putting gems on face while being asked by my other friends to attend phish concerts in vermont.

Words of wisdom wednesdays #2

Rednecks= interesting... White trash= disturbing.

Boobie tuesdays #19

Theres a facebook fanpage for my favorite day of the week... where's my name mentioned or my paycheck for patening said day of the week...

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #15

Fuck the government and listen to punk rock...

Facebook fridays #12

Picture of yourself smoking at a party on facebook= normal...

Picture of yourself smoking alone in your parents house on facebook...  intentions? impressive? ... I bet her parents are.

Words of wisdom wednesday #1

Similar to manny santiago's tip tuesdays where he picks random words and drops some knowledge on your dumbass... we here at the grime thought we'd try something too called words of wisdom wednesdays... for example:


"Sometimes you just gotta pluck your ball hairs."

Boobie tuesday #18

My girlfriend watched this video with me for this weeks boobie tuesday and said: "Damn I bet that bitches titties must hurt!"

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #14

I'm not one for the heavy illuminati belief but... I'd rather not have my search engine that I use to look up and watch porn everyday be the same place that I wish my grandma happy birthday...

Facebook fridays #11

THERE'S NO ESCAPING IT...

Paycheck from heck #11

Hey axel rose... I mean faggot... I mean shaun white... don't you have enough money yet ass clown? Thanks for giving me 2nd hand embarrassment for skateboarding when I go into every target store...

I used to watch this montage everyday...

A yellow ONvideo VHS from 2002...

Full screen that bitch. Watch that bitch. Skate some shit!!!!!

Boobie tuesdays #17

This walking artifact observing these precious soapy gems wishes his wife's now saggy sandbags were what he comes home to... be jealous, miserable, and still old.

If only...

... I could wear my schlitz shirt to work...

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #13

8 year old Kids doing 720's on vert...

...And this guy wanted to be our president in 2012...

Facebook fridays #10

Ignore all?

Facebook fridays #9

Lookin for some pussy on facebook?

Paycheck from heck #10

So a lot of people of have been talking shit about this video on thrashers website...

... saying that thrashers selling out and all this other bullshit but in reality he is actually learning to skate like anybody else. I've seen thrasher do way gayer shit like post ufc ads and most recently...

... thats right... skateboarding brand underwear. I've officially seen it all. Who's the sell out now?

Boobie tuesdays #16

Oops!

Booyah!!

Manolo's Tapes: Eric Koston Extras from Already Been Done on Vimeo.

Boobie tuesdays #15

I'm sure we've all seen this google image search classic before... At what point do big boobs go from "awwww yeahh!!" to "uhhh... yeah..." I'd say right around this point...

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #12

When the insane clown posse made this music video...

Facebook fridays #8

Listen guys I just really like taking pictures of myself with my cell phone in front of my bathroom mirror...

Boobie tuesdays #14

Sup fish tits?

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #11

The fourth result... I couldn't have predicted better myself.

Facebook fridays #7

Why does absolutely everything have to have a facebook page...

Boobie tuesdays #13

The closest you'll ever get to having a foot fetish... tittie slippers.

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #10

DON'T TELL ME HOW TO FEEL...

Boobie tuesdays #12

Tittie gifs!!

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #9

siiiqq! apocalypse skateboards! sooper kewl graphics for $70 boards! check it outt...

http://www.zazzle.com/apocalypse+skateboards

Paycheck from heck #9

Who's the guy getting paid to put in those fucking clown horns when everybody swears? It's a shame seeing skateboarding turned pussiefied to spare people's stupid feelings. Keep it raw.

Boobie tuesdays #11

Dude this bitch has 3 boobs... My penis is confused, she kinda just looks like an alien.

Facebook fridays #6

If I could only say what I was thinking...

Paycheck from heck #8

I don't think anyone can make k swiss cool especially this fagmo...

Facebook Fridays #5

Definitely a princess...

Boobie tuesdays #10

Happy 10 tits ahoy! Boobie tuesday number 10!!!

Paycheck from (s)heck(ler) #7

You are good at skateboarding but the seventeen magazine interviews don't help me take you seriously...

Boobie tuesdays #9

Happy go skateboarding day...

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #8

Skateboardings gotten way too crazy over the past couple years and this kid is still mad young. Kickflip crook nollie bigflip out?? Surely this is a sign of things that shouldnt be possible, and yet the world is still somehow existing...

Facebook fridays #4

Does anyone actually gain wisdom or become empowered by this auto generated shit that takes up the newsfeed? Seriously though... who the fuck reads these things?

Paycheck from (s)heck(ler) #6

Got gay?

Boobie tuesdays #8

I wish I never lost my invitation to the free tittie touching party...

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #7

If this were actually true, chances are the world would already be a post-apocalyptic hellscape...

Facebook Fridays #3

Whats this bitch talkin about? ... Something about sports?

yEaH!~!

Paycheck from (s)heck(ler) #5

When I did last weeks segment on Ryan Sheckler, I thought to myself: "Man it would be really easy to embarrass this dinky white boy multiple times..." So thats exactly what I'm gonna do...

Peep the faux hawk at 1:25... ahaha he definitely still tries to play down this show in his career when interviewed.

Boobie tuesdays #7

Oh lord yes... we all know what this tuesday is dedicated to... soapy boobies.

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #6

This videos kinda dumb but it'll probably happen...

Facebook fridays #2

Ready for the stage, ready for war, ready to impress some bitches on facebook with my fuckin spray tan bro...

Boobie tuesdays #6

YOUTUBE BOOBIES... you need to have an account to sign in and watch it but dude... youtube boobies.

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #5

I'm no good at being on time but did you ever think when the 1st people inhabited North america they'd be eating sandwiches from a can? Unlike the apocalypse that didn't happen from signs of the bible, be assured that the signs from my blog will...

Facebook fridays #1

It's clearly saturday but I gotta start this new segment on the grime right now... so almost everybody has a facebook these days which is fine. Cool! a website where I can hit up lost family members and stay in contact with friends that move... awesome. However you can almost guarantee people are gonna start sharing more and more of their lives on it aside from just using it as a simple communication tool. Those things that people share and I see inspired me to make this so if you see any ridiculous ones just send a screen shot... like this...

Paycheck from heck #4

Oh proactive acne cream?? I skate for them cause they make the best skateboard products...

Boobie tuesdays #5

Mmm delicioso... I'll take some mailbags with a touch of has been...