Boobie tuesdays #6

YOUTUBE BOOBIES... you need to have an account to sign in and watch it but dude... youtube boobies.

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #5

I'm no good at being on time but did you ever think when the 1st people inhabited North america they'd be eating sandwiches from a can? Unlike the apocalypse that didn't happen from signs of the bible, be assured that the signs from my blog will...

Facebook fridays #1

It's clearly saturday but I gotta start this new segment on the grime right now... so almost everybody has a facebook these days which is fine. Cool! a website where I can hit up lost family members and stay in contact with friends that move... awesome. However you can almost guarantee people are gonna start sharing more and more of their lives on it aside from just using it as a simple communication tool. Those things that people share and I see inspired me to make this so if you see any ridiculous ones just send a screen shot... like this...

Paycheck from heck #4

Oh proactive acne cream?? I skate for them cause they make the best skateboard products...

Boobie tuesdays #5

Mmm delicioso... I'll take some mailbags with a touch of has been...

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #4

This is what music is now and the videos for them? The world can't be lasting much longer...

One faggot flew over the cuckoos nest...

... Can you please O.D. on whatever you're on right now? Why does this shit head have to be from boston...

Paycheck from heck #3

This guy is raw as fuck and gets destroyed skating the biggest shit but... can anyone else keep a straight face when watching this???

No waiii

... u meen i kan b punkz rawkz like avril lavinez?!

Boobie tuesdays #4

... I know I missed it yesterday, but here's another ridiculous rap video with some crazy bouncin butts and boobies. Side note... is this the future of rap videos? I've been noticing more of them just being like crazy border line pornos...

Video Provided by DatPiff.com

I film people getting drunk... a lot

Which is why after I made this video and it got put on the barstoolu.com party of the day. I immediately sent kmarko an email asking him if I could get a job with barstool filming parties (ideally) or anything for the website. The website also said if you have sample writings or a blog... send it their way. Well I did, and if you're reading this kmarko... enjoy.

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #3

I never read the fine print on anything, which why is I'm assuming we're all gonna die...

Congrats you're on grime time!

... and now you have herpes.

Paycheck from heck #2

C'mon guys... don't make me regret my skate and destroy tattoo... good news is they finally took down the ufc ads.

Boobie Tuesdays #3

Hey demi moore nice boob you got there and... hayyyyoooo yayyyyyeeee woooaaahhuuhhh!

Somebody buy this guy a drink!

... legally now of course. haha these next five years of getting pulled over just got a whole lot more sexier.

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #2

Thank you finally an express lane to hell... this saves me the time of having to wait until 2012...

hahah life's weird...

fuck you mom i'm trying to scream in the fuckin basement by myself! ahahaha this kids always at the local skatepark and i get second hand embarrassment when he's there...

you like? he's got a whole channel for you broskis...

http://www.youtube.com/user/BringEvanTheHorizon

Congrats you're on grime time!

Hey you lovely lot lizards, come give this guy some lovin' at your local truck stop bathroom...

Paycheck from heck #1

It's ok to find new ways to make money doing what you love to do, but the means in which aren't always the most impressive... case and point for this new segment on grime time. Bucky lasek fucking shreds but what are you doing in pink videos dawg? Epsecially when her careers been pretty much dead and she has to make another shitty song about how she parties harder than you.

Boobie Tuesdays #2

... You guys like roast beef? Ok so I thought last week's video was pretty ridiculous until my friend showed me this... this waka flocka video is basically a porno dude ahahah. If you wanna get real drunk, real fast... take a shot/swig every time you see someone rolling a blunt, smoking a blunt, or a vagina.

Waka Flocka Ft. Murdah Baby (Dj Lazy K)Dont B Mad At Me Directed by @Mvisions215 from M-Visions on Vimeo.

Yep...

... Sure did.

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #1

We're all fucked...