Paycheck From Heck #15 (part two)

No but seriously listen to this dingleberry... I'm sorry if you actually watch this...

Paycheck From Heck #15

GET THE FUCK OUT OF SKATEBOARDING...



I can understand lil waynes passion for skateboarding except for the part when he makes a clothing co. geared towards skateboarding and sold at zumiez that has the gayest name ever perceived by humans.

BUT

This kid I mean come on... Not only does he look and sound like a tool but It's just all around really embarassing...

Boobie Tuesdays #28

I don't wanna waste your time reading a caption, so here's some oiled up boobies on a tuesday...

Valley Boys

Two really great friends, one birthday party. Lot's of beer. Young Kurtis will forever be our mascot.

Profiles: Frankie Piessens

Something new I'm doing for friends and other tattoo artists... watch it...

Words of wisdom wednesdays #9

Why are you still paying for the majority of your food? Self checkouts were one of the best inventions ever created in America.

Boobie Tuesdays #27

It's been a while since the grime time crowd have seen some nice boobs... you're welcome...

Product of Waste Anchors up 7/20/12

This band fucking rules... I filmed they're set along with a couple of other bands this one was shaky so youtube had some anti shake feature, I tried it but it just makes it look like a weird psychedelic fish bowl...

Soooo...

So The Jumpoff played its 1st show in cambridge ma and we had a bunch of fun, especially the fact that the poster child of grime time live, kurty smalls was there. watch this then throw bricks at cars...




http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Jumpoff/464891616864102

Holy fuck...

180 nosegrind switch flip?

ZOO YORK PRESENTS: THE CHAZ ORTIZ VIDEO from ZOO YORK on Vimeo.

Words of wisdom wednesday #8

Don't start an art degree at chester college of new england... why you ask? Well that's because they don't exist anymore...

Boobie tuesdays #26

Titties and weed!

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #23

All of these stale pussified politicians aren't fit to run shit, and i'm sure with an idiot of mitt romneys magnitude we'd probably find a way to expedite our inevitable apocalypse...

Facebook Fridays #19

You know when you go on facebook to talk to your brother and think to yourself... "I wonder what type of kush butters prefers?" Regular and the purple kind. Got it.

Words of wisdom wednesdays #7

If you did everything your parents told you to do and hate everything about your life you deserve it.

Boobie tuesdays #25

This edition of boobie tuesdays is extra american for the 4th of july, the way hands across america intended to be.

Sooo yeah...

I'm in a band now... the jumpoff! yeahhhh buddy! just a couple of dudes from derry who share a passion for thrashin, hatred for cops, and a bunch of other things...

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #22

Just when you thought subway sandwiches were a safe and healthy alternative to fast food... uhhm you kinda left the part out where you start baking fucking knives into your bread...

I wonder if they'd consider my population control 

sandwich?

http://www.slashfood.com/2008/07/16/serrated-knife-found-baked-into-subway-sandwich/

Facebook Fridays #18

I'm not sure who I'd like to be friends with more... Mr. Blazn or Mr. Blaze?

Words of wisdom wednesdays #6

If you want free circle k gas station coffee for the rest of your life buy a whole puncher... every time you get one it's really your 5th one! siiiike bitchasssss!

Boobie tuesdays #24

came...

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #21

I wonder why no one has yet to talk about this one on the news? oh yeah! GE helped with the nuclear reactor and they own a major media outlet!


... but seriously though... it's already happened... no one else is thinking about what this may mean for being alive in america? ... wait let's just do the typical american thing and wait until it hits the west coast...





http://shiftfrequency.com/tag/fukushima/

Facebook Fridays #17

Bored... so bored... chilling with my people's... then more boredom.

Words of wisdom of wednesdays #5

Other dudes may laugh when you use the midget urinal but atleast you're not the one with piss all over your shirt.

Boobie tuesdays #23

Too bad this fellow didn't get an invitation to the free tittie touching party either from our #8th edition of boobie tuesdays...

Happy 100 posts!

Sorry for the accidental birth!

Paycheck from heck #14

"SKATING IS MY FUTURE..."
                                      -Clean cut semi-gay looking non 
                     skateboarder/ fill in cast member of 90210


Real skateboarders don't really put all their eggs in one basket like that these days, there is such a thing called an injury that would make this movie incredibly short...

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #20

Once a fictional character seen in movies now exists in real fucking life...

It's not like it only happened once either. There's two instances that have been fairly publicized but not to the extent that seems to effect anyone enough to question it... which I think is incredibly fucked up...

What we've all heard is that this is caused by a drug known as bath salts... Well don't all you turds know what happens in any fucking zombie movie?? ... We're all fucked.

Facebook Fridays #16

If I show off my hand tattoos like this casually I might get laid...

"Every now and then I smoke crack..."

"Yeah, I used to too..."

Words of Wisdom Wednesdays #4

Always give some thought before you say anything to the homeless man who lives under a bridge and also smells like poop when he sits next to you at the bar when a very sensual lil wayne song comes on.

Boobie Tuesdays #22

what else is there to say about this tattoo honestly though... I feel bad for these boobs...

Facebook Fridays #15

... No really I need to know these fucking answers like... What are peoples reactions to his farts or did he make that face during a fart?

WE'RE BACK...

... with more titties, wisdom, ways that we're all gonna die, and questionable facebook screenshots!

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #19

I wish gay billionaires would stop trying to make me gay with their gay money... well I mean... how gay are we talking? Because I do need a new muffler on my 2000 chevy malibu.

About as american as you can possibly get...

The lightning bolts symbolize ass kicking and freedom fries... OH YEAH GET SOME!!!

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #18

Are we dead yet?