Words of wisdom wednesdays #6

If you want free circle k gas station coffee for the rest of your life buy a whole puncher... every time you get one it's really your 5th one! siiiike bitchasssss!

Boobie tuesdays #24

came...

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #21

I wonder why no one has yet to talk about this one on the news? oh yeah! GE helped with the nuclear reactor and they own a major media outlet!


... but seriously though... it's already happened... no one else is thinking about what this may mean for being alive in america? ... wait let's just do the typical american thing and wait until it hits the west coast...





http://shiftfrequency.com/tag/fukushima/

Facebook Fridays #17

Bored... so bored... chilling with my people's... then more boredom.

Words of wisdom of wednesdays #5

Other dudes may laugh when you use the midget urinal but atleast you're not the one with piss all over your shirt.

Boobie tuesdays #23

Too bad this fellow didn't get an invitation to the free tittie touching party either from our #8th edition of boobie tuesdays...

Happy 100 posts!

Sorry for the accidental birth!

Paycheck from heck #14

"SKATING IS MY FUTURE..."
                                      -Clean cut semi-gay looking non 
                     skateboarder/ fill in cast member of 90210


Real skateboarders don't really put all their eggs in one basket like that these days, there is such a thing called an injury that would make this movie incredibly short...

Signs of the apocalypse sundays #20

Once a fictional character seen in movies now exists in real fucking life...

It's not like it only happened once either. There's two instances that have been fairly publicized but not to the extent that seems to effect anyone enough to question it... which I think is incredibly fucked up...

What we've all heard is that this is caused by a drug known as bath salts... Well don't all you turds know what happens in any fucking zombie movie?? ... We're all fucked.

Facebook Fridays #16

If I show off my hand tattoos like this casually I might get laid...

"Every now and then I smoke crack..."

"Yeah, I used to too..."

Words of Wisdom Wednesdays #4

Always give some thought before you say anything to the homeless man who lives under a bridge and also smells like poop when he sits next to you at the bar when a very sensual lil wayne song comes on.

Boobie Tuesdays #22

what else is there to say about this tattoo honestly though... I feel bad for these boobs...

Facebook Fridays #15

... No really I need to know these fucking answers like... What are peoples reactions to his farts or did he make that face during a fart?

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... with more titties, wisdom, ways that we're all gonna die, and questionable facebook screenshots!